Congratulations, you've stumbled upon the blog of the greatest bitch to ever grace the world wide web. Kidding, but you are in for some fun. I'm Michelle Berry, older sister to Rachel, but our genetics are pretty much all we have in common.
Hello, everyone!
Is this about the whole situation with you and Noah from a few years ago?
Well, that’s what sparked it, but I think you and I have had a lot of talking to do for a while now. Unless you disagree, in which case just forget it, I guess.
These Berry bitches make me sick.
Don’t worry, the feeling is mutual.
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Hello, everyone!
Yeah. Sure.
Call me? If that’s okay.
Both of us? Who’s the other?
But thanks. Yeah, I didn’t think you two would get along…
No, I meant, for you and for everyone else. Because you know, anyone that can go a day without punching her is a saint. Yeah, uh, I even tried to be nice too… Fail.
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Homework or hanging out?
I am never one to blow off homework but I do not want to do it right now. I’d rather just get out and do something…
Home work or fun, homework or fun…
Fun, always. Play first, work later. It’s always best.
I’m Michelle, by the way. Nice to meet you.
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Well it’s obvious you were a bitch, still are. I’m not insecure, I just know that I’m better than everyone else here and I shouldn’t have to be stuck here breathing the same air as any of you losers.
Something I take pride in, considering I don’t let ignorant jerks like you walk all over me. And you aren’t better than anyone. In fact, I sincerely doubt that a single person you speak to can name a redeeming quality you possess.
Hello, everyone!
I am finally home from the cafe.
Rach. Could we, uh, talk maybe?
k-bosworth started following you
You really don’t scare me. Let me guess, in high school you were one of the unwanted rejects sitting in the back of the class writing poems that you thought were good but anybody else would use for a tissue. You probably sat at home most of the time but occasionally you would go get drunk just so people would accept you, but after those drunken nights you went back to being pathetic. And it seems as though that life followed you into your adult years.
Hm, sorry, but your predictions couldn’t be more wrong. Actually, it’s funny, because I too was a bitch, and yet still I miraculously managed to keep more friends than you seem to be able to. Here’s the thing though, sweetheart, I don’t need you or anyone else to approve of my life to make myself feel complete. You sit on your happy ass all day behind a computer and think that it gives you some sort of substantial power, and yet it just proves how weak you are. Putting other people down just shows me how insecure you are as well. Oh, and your lack of logical reasoning isn’t helping you much either. Just a tip.
Anyone want to do anything fun tonight?
What’s your idea of fun?
Probably killing kittens, judging by her first impression.
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